puns - Network

I broke my finger last week...On the other hand I’m OK.#puns #jokes

I broke my finger last week...

On the other hand I’m OK.

#puns #jokes

The new Star Wars trailer looks phenomenal!#puns #starwars #jokes

The new Star Wars trailer looks phenomenal!

#puns #starwars #jokes

How does NASA organize a party?They planet.#puns #jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

#puns #jokes

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.They put me in the ICU.#puns #funny

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.

#puns #funny

My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.I can't do that. I can't quit cold Turkey.#puns #funny

My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.

I can't do that. I can't quit cold Turkey.

#puns #funny

What would happen if a piano fell on you?You’d b-flat.#puns #funny

What would happen if a piano fell on you?

You’d b-flat.

#puns #funny

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.#puns

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

#puns

Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ?Because you can’t C in the dark.#puns #funny

Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

#puns #funny

My brother’s daughter calls me ankle,I call her my knees.#puns #funny

My brother’s daughter calls me ankle,

I call her my knees.

#puns #funny

I just figured out why Teslas are soexpensive.It's because they charge a lot.#puns

I just figured out why Teslas are so
expensive.

It's because they charge a lot.

#puns

Xmas is near,Time to set up the Missile Toads! 🐸 #memes #funny

Xmas is near,

Time to set up the Missile Toads! 🐸

#memes #funny

I've just written a song about tortillas.Actually, it's more of a wRAP#puns #funny

I've just written a song about tortillas.

Actually, it's more of a wRAP

#puns #funny

If money doesn't grow on trees...Than why do banks have branches 🤔#puns #funny

If money doesn't grow on trees...

Than why do banks have branches 🤔

#puns #funny

I ordered this book titled: “How to Scam People”.It’s been three months now - hope it’ll arrive soon!#funny

I ordered this book titled: “How to Scam People”.

It’s been three months now - hope it’ll arrive soon!

#funny

So this is what all the fuss is about🤔

So this is what all the fuss is about🤔

If I you ever have identical twin daughters, name the first one Kate... And the second one Duplikate.#puns

If I you ever have identical twin daughters, name the first one Kate...

And the second one Duplikate.

#puns

Which program does a Jedi use to open PDF files?Adobe Wan Kenobi...#puns #starwars

Which program does a Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi...

#puns #starwars

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? HeHe 🕺 #puns

What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?

HeHe 🕺

#puns

Would you look at that,A horse-shoe 🐴

Would you look at that,

A horse-shoe 🐴

I was really confused when my printer started playing music.Turns out the paper was jamming.#puns

I was really confused when my printer started playing music.

Turns out the paper was jamming.

#puns