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i like how the prince of egypt conveniently skips over a certain 40 year period when everyone was definitely super mad at moses

i like how the prince of egypt conveniently skips over a certain 40 year period when everyone was definitely super mad at moses

what’re the good gift guides this year please

what’re the good gift guides this year please

a job application that includes a personality questionnaire is the best kind because it tells you straight up how much you don’t want that...

a job application that includes a personality questionnaire is the best kind because it tells you straight up how much you don’t want that job

they ought to make a kind of pajamas that is as cute as pajamas but you wear it outside and no one thinks you’re crazy

they ought to make a kind of pajamas that is as cute as pajamas but you wear it outside and no one thinks you’re crazy

referring to my mastodon followers as Mastodons

referring to my mastodon followers as Mastodons

im raxmy book is TACKY 💋🐆my writing is in vulture, bon appetit, food & wine, etc etcmy dog is shugmy dad is dead#introductions

im rax
my book is TACKY 💋🐆
my writing is in vulture, bon appetit, food & wine, etc etc
my dog is shug
my dad is dead
#introductions

sexual contentdick and balls

sexual content

dick and balls

You know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about 10 seconds before I open Twitter in the morning. Cause I think maybe I’ll open...

You know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about 10 seconds before I open Twitter in the morning. Cause I think maybe I’ll open the app and it’ll be gone. No goodbye, no ‘see ya later,’ nothin. I don’t know much, but I know that.

why are there so many anime girl emojis on mastodon. and no mastodons

why are there so many anime girl emojis on mastodon. and no mastodons

two separate guys i’ve hooked up with have now followed me on here and both have way more mastodon followers than me…humbling stuff

two separate guys i’ve hooked up with have now followed me on here and both have way more mastodon followers than me…humbling stuff

‘what do you call a tweet on mastodon? do you call it a mastodon?’ - @as_a_worker

‘what do you call a tweet on mastodon? do you call it a mastodon?’ - @as_a_worker

feels like i can say anything i want on here and no one will know. i dislike a lot of scorcese movies! i don’t think the little jars of...

feels like i can say anything i want on here and no one will know. i dislike a lot of scorcese movies! i don’t think the little jars of minced garlic are a sign of a bad cook!