i like how the prince of egypt conveniently skips over a certain 40 year period when everyone was definitely super mad at moses
18.12.2022 20:44i like how the prince of egypt conveniently skips over a certain 40 year period when everyone was definitely super mad at moseswhat’re the good gift guides this year please
18.11.2022 21:20what’re the good gift guides this year pleasea job application that includes a personality questionnaire is the best kind because it tells you straight up how much you don’t want that job
17.11.2022 21:04a job application that includes a personality questionnaire is the best kind because it tells you straight up how much you don’t want that...they ought to make a kind of pajamas that is as cute as pajamas but you wear it outside and no one thinks you’re crazy
14.11.2022 16:09they ought to make a kind of pajamas that is as cute as pajamas but you wear it outside and no one thinks you’re crazyreferring to my mastodon followers as Mastodons
12.11.2022 15:26referring to my mastodon followers as Mastodonsim rax
my book is TACKY 💋🐆
my writing is in vulture, bon appetit, food & wine, etc etc
my dog is shug
my dad is dead
#introductions
sexual content
dick and balls
11.11.2022 18:53sexual contentdick and ballsYou know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about 10 seconds before I open Twitter in the morning. Cause I think maybe I’ll open the app and it’ll be gone. No goodbye, no ‘see ya later,’ nothin. I don’t know much, but I know that.
11.11.2022 15:12You know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about 10 seconds before I open Twitter in the morning. Cause I think maybe I’ll open...why are there so many anime girl emojis on mastodon. and no mastodons
11.11.2022 12:14why are there so many anime girl emojis on mastodon. and no mastodonstwo separate guys i’ve hooked up with have now followed me on here and both have way more mastodon followers than me…humbling stuff
10.11.2022 22:47two separate guys i’ve hooked up with have now followed me on here and both have way more mastodon followers than me…humbling stuff‘what do you call a tweet on mastodon? do you call it a mastodon?’ - @as_a_worker
10.11.2022 22:36‘what do you call a tweet on mastodon? do you call it a mastodon?’ - @as_a_workerfeels like i can say anything i want on here and no one will know. i dislike a lot of scorcese movies! i don’t think the little jars of minced garlic are a sign of a bad cook!
10.11.2022 22:24feels like i can say anything i want on here and no one will know. i dislike a lot of scorcese movies! i don’t think the little jars of...