System of a down
Or lil yachty
At any live show
"Yeah ik you were expecting what was on the album but this ain't it, so we are just gonna fucking suck rn GET INTO IT."
"how bout these cool lights and shit yeahh"
18.2.2025 04:17System of a downOr lil yachtyAt any live show"Yeah ik you were expecting what was on the album but this ain't it, so we are just...One time I bought an heirloom tomato from erewhon during covid and ate it raw on the cliffs in Santa Monica
7.2.2025 06:28One time I bought an heirloom tomato from erewhon during covid and ate it raw on the cliffs in Santa MonicaMe to AI: create me a learning plan so I can unfuck my taxes
AI: [writes a nice plan]
[and at the end]
Remember: Unfucking your taxes can seem daunting, but by breaking it down into smaller steps and utilizing available resources, you can successfully navigate the process.
There is a fine line between a foam sex wedge and a foam doggy ramp
17.1.2025 18:25There is a fine line between a foam sex wedge and a foam doggy rampImagine the log jam of cars and helicopters outside of the gang stalking convention
2.1.2025 01:30Imagine the log jam of cars and helicopters outside of the gang stalking conventiondoes anyone know how to get one of those fed jobs where u gangstalk tweakers
31.12.2024 01:16does anyone know how to get one of those fed jobs where u gangstalk tweakersSandboxels - Experiment with Pixels
https://sandboxels.r74n.com/#google_vignette
30.12.2024 02:09Sandboxels - Experiment with Pixelshttps://sandboxels.r74n.com/#google_vignetteI have seen it all
#LAmetro
So, I had this tiny, though profitable, tech company ask me if I wanted to come work for them pt in marketing to see if I'd be a fit for the team, potential for ft. I do like their mission and founder's vision.
~10 hours a week (okay, manageable with my ft job and all my existing contract work) one day in for like half a day, and... $20/hr.
What? No. And then the hiring mgr had the temerity to say something about how they could've given me projects as assessments without paying me.
10.12.2024 03:18So, I had this tiny, though profitable, tech company ask me if I wanted to come work for them pt in marketing to see if I'd be a fit for...Could be worse I guess
Could be the CEO of a major healthcare conglomerate
4.12.2024 20:48Could be worse I guess Could be the CEO of a major healthcare conglomerateRaw-dogging life in DK mode, one-hit kills, slappers only
4.12.2024 18:44Raw-dogging life in DK mode, one-hit kills, slappers onlyMmmmmm cheap seats
1.12.2024 15:19Mmmmmm cheap seatsMy new hobby is trolling the Pyongyang subreddit
1.12.2024 15:18My new hobby is trolling the Pyongyang subredditIn a fit of hypoglycemia I just bought an air fryer
At least it was on sale
25.10.2024 21:43In a fit of hypoglycemia I just bought an air fryerAt least it was on saleAhahahahahahahahahaha my sides
19.10.2024 06:18Ahahahahahahahahahaha my sidesThis is going on masto
19.10.2024 06:17This is going on mastoBahaha
7.10.2024 19:40BahahaSometimes I'll get a coffee and most of the time it's like "eh" but sometimes idk what's the deal with this coffee BUT IM FKN JACKED WOOOOOO LETS DO WORK SON
4.9.2024 23:26Sometimes I'll get a coffee and most of the time it's like "eh" but sometimes idk what's the deal with this coffee BUT...I would like to believe that if I ever opened a parachute and found that someone had replaced it with an anvil, that I have enough sense of humor to at least chuckle before I die.
24.8.2024 01:30I would like to believe that if I ever opened a parachute and found that someone had replaced it with an anvil, that I have enough sense of...