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Me: The best part about being in the sun all day is when you come home and it's freezing and then you can get all snuggly and your skin...

Me: The best part about being in the sun all day is when you come home and it's freezing and then you can get all snuggly and your skin is all hot from the sun but you're all cold and you're sleepy in a good way and it feels so good

Everyone: wtf are you talking about?

Long day! Little sleep, nightmares, babysitting 1 year old nephew, went to the zoo, drove home in a tornado warning!

Long day! Little sleep, nightmares, babysitting 1 year old nephew, went to the zoo, drove home in a tornado warning!

Just drove through an intense storm, and then figured out we were under a tornado warning!

Just drove through an intense storm, and then figured out we were under a tornado warning!

How does one get their cute little paws on a Bluesky invite? *looks super adorable*

How does one get their cute little paws on a Bluesky invite? *looks super adorable*

*waves* hi 👋

*waves* hi 👋

Oh, goodness, how is it going over here?

Oh, goodness, how is it going over here?

How do you wanna do the whole death thing? Like do you wanna be in a pod and become a tree? Have a glitter coffin?

How do you wanna do the whole death thing? Like do you wanna be in a pod and become a tree? Have a glitter coffin?

What's going on over here in mastodon land that i have definitely not ignored what

What's going on over here in mastodon land that i have definitely not ignored what

Okay, what's happening over here in mastodonville? I feel like I got bored with it 10 seconds after making the account. Tell me...

Okay, what's happening over here in mastodonville? I feel like I got bored with it 10 seconds after making the account. Tell me something interesting.

Arch support bands in socks need to die. I can feel them, can feel every damn stitch in them, they press and they tickle and they itch and...

Arch support bands in socks need to die. I can feel them, can feel every damn stitch in them, they press and they tickle and they itch and fuck them and their sock mom

Ooo I blocked my first mastodon person! How fun!

Ooo I blocked my first mastodon person! How fun!

Watching Addams Family, the TV show, and I think my mom kinda resembled Morticia (Carolyn Jones) when she was younger.

Watching Addams Family, the TV show, and I think my mom kinda resembled Morticia (Carolyn Jones) when she was younger.

Recent watches, all good: MurdervilleThe Old Man (phenomenal)Tonight's watch: Emily the Criminal

Recent watches, all good:

Murderville
The Old Man (phenomenal)

Tonight's watch: Emily the Criminal

I'm sad girl tonight. How do you get over people who cut you out of their life without hating them? It's been 9 months and it...

I'm sad girl tonight. How do you get over people who cut you out of their life without hating them? It's been 9 months and it hasn't gotten any easier.

Apparently it's "weird" and "inappropriate" to say "*squawk*, cave of wonders" when your partner is going...

Apparently it's "weird" and "inappropriate" to say "*squawk*, cave of wonders" when your partner is going down on you.

Any of my friends on here make wall calendars with their art? I'm looking for a 2023 calendar and I want to support someone's art. I...

Any of my friends on here make wall calendars with their art? I'm looking for a 2023 calendar and I want to support someone's art. I tend to like fantasy, but I'm open, drop your links. <3

And, also, I am interested in lunar calendars.

#art #artists #fantasy #calendar #lunar

Merry Christmas! 🌲

Merry Christmas! 🌲

6 y/o boy child today was yelling at the TV because he stumbled on a video where the person "redid" the US map based on some...

6 y/o boy child today was yelling at the TV because he stumbled on a video where the person "redid" the US map based on some criteria I don't recall, and he was mad because it wasn't RIGHT and that isn't how the US map ACTUALLY looks.

Flashback to me, as a kid: NO you can't make Barbies FLY, that's not REALISTIC. And no "time-out" when we play, because there is no such thing in real life!

Also, don't let other kids color in my coloring book, because they break the RULES and do it WRONG and color OUTSIDE the lines.

#ActuallyAutistic

When Scrooge says "humbug" at the beginning of Muppet Christmas Carol, right after the first song when he first gets introduced, I...

When Scrooge says "humbug" at the beginning of Muppet Christmas Carol, right after the first song when he first gets introduced, I get turned on a little bit.

My first celebrity crushes were on Oscar the Grouch and Eeyore.

My first celebrity crushes were on Oscar the Grouch and Eeyore.