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I mean, we can just go to Mars, right? RIGHT?https://seth.fun/8p

I mean, we can just go to Mars, right? RIGHT?

https://seth.fun/8p

My brother went electric this week trading in his Nissan for a new Ford F-150 Lightning.

My brother went electric this week trading in his Nissan for a new Ford F-150 Lightning.

Friendly reminder that if you’re a T-Mobile customer, and why you would be is my question, then you can get MLB.TV on Tuesday if you have...

Friendly reminder that if you’re a T-Mobile customer, and why you would be is my question, then you can get MLB.TV on Tuesday if you have the T-Life app and a decent signal, which is a reasonable expectation for being on a network. So good luck and may the decibels be with you.

#MLB

Unless I’m missing something, this is an extremely dangerous precedent to squash the First Amendment. This has to be appealed....

Unless I’m missing something, this is an extremely dangerous precedent to squash the First Amendment. This has to be appealed.

https://seth.fun/8o

Let’s go Caps! #NHL | #ALLCAPS

Let’s go Caps!

#NHL | #ALLCAPS

One day you’re issuing a bill against Trump Derangement Syndrome to own the libs. The next day you’re arrested for soliciting a minor....

One day you’re issuing a bill against Trump Derangement Syndrome to own the libs. The next day you’re arrested for soliciting a minor. Ain’t America great?

The fun and joy of your Mastadon server going down because you forgot to update the credit card. 🤦‍♂️

The fun and joy of your Mastadon server going down because you forgot to update the credit card. 🤦‍♂️

I hear that @chuckschumer’s book has something that Suck-up Chuck doesn’t have…a spine.

I hear that @chuckschumer’s book has something that Suck-up Chuck doesn’t have…a spine.

My family is not happy with my new will, specifically where it states I’m to be mummified and passed around from family member to family...

My family is not happy with my new will, specifically where it states I’m to be mummified and passed around from family member to family member for all eternity. Like, what’s weird about that? 🤷‍♂️

I just ate my beef of corniness and my cabbage of flatulence. Thank you!

I just ate my beef of corniness and my cabbage of flatulence. Thank you!

Snowflakes. Just a bunch of whiny snowflakes!https://seth.fun/8n#NCAA | #MarchMadness | #NCAAMB

Snowflakes. Just a bunch of whiny snowflakes!

https://seth.fun/8n

#NCAA | #MarchMadness | #NCAAMB

Breaking news: Due to new tariffs on imported dirty deeds, they’re no longer done dirt cheap. Inflation’s even hitting rock ‘n’...

Breaking news: Due to new tariffs on imported dirty deeds, they’re no longer done dirt cheap. Inflation’s even hitting rock ‘n’ roll. Next up, a surcharge on highway to hell tolls!

This photograph of Irish cultural appropriation brought to you by Pepsi, the official drink of me!

This photograph of Irish cultural appropriation brought to you by Pepsi, the official drink of me!

Watch some European Football to keep myself in football shape. We all have to do our parts. #ELF

Watch some European Football to keep myself in football shape. We all have to do our parts.

#ELF

Breaking advice from the CDC:RFK Jr.’s March Madness tip? Avoid chalk—he’s heard too many theories about it being tampered with.

Breaking advice from the CDC:

RFK Jr.’s March Madness tip? Avoid chalk—he’s heard too many theories about it being tampered with.

When somebody asks me who my musical influences are…

When somebody asks me who my musical influences are…

I made a list of all the good football leagues in terms of watchability. Enjoy!

I made a list of all the good football leagues in terms of watchability. Enjoy!

We should be in a constitutional crisis at this point. The Felon In Chief and his cronies are blatantly violating court orders. Of course,...

We should be in a constitutional crisis at this point. The Felon In Chief and his cronies are blatantly violating court orders. Of course, spineless @chuckschumer could have tried to do something, but he’s got his lips on what appears to be a tiny mushroom.

Caps win 5-1! The Sharks have been Capitalized! Yes, I’m still trying to make this a thing. #NHL | #ALLCAPS

Caps win 5-1! The Sharks have been Capitalized! Yes, I’m still trying to make this a thing.

#NHL | #ALLCAPS

887 for Ovi. He’s now 8 away from the record. 5-1 Caps. #NHL | #ALLCAPS

887 for Ovi. He’s now 8 away from the record. 5-1 Caps.

#NHL | #ALLCAPS