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Pro tip: Start with the softwoods. Hardwood ukeleles may look great but they easily splinter when chewed.

Pro tip: Start with the softwoods. Hardwood ukeleles may look great but they easily splinter when chewed.

Pretty sure paper already was gluten free

Pretty sure paper already was gluten free

I sure would hate to be the guy lining up behind the strongest guy in #rugby. I think he's called the sniffer back.

I sure would hate to be the guy lining up behind the strongest guy in #rugby. I think he's called the sniffer back.

@StudioCaroline Greetings from a little further up the coast. Powell River, BC

@StudioCaroline Greetings from a little further up the coast. Powell River, BC

Erm, end of what Buddy?

Erm, end of what Buddy?

It sure can get confusing. The Starbucks barista even spelled my name correctly!...

It sure can get confusing. The Starbucks barista even spelled my name correctly!
https://crabland.social/@Nathan/110124193478865695
Nathan@crabland.social - Just a friendly reminder that today is the first of April. Take everything you see online with a big grain of salt

Good. I returned that library book. $600 in fines but it's for a good cause. https://mstdn.ca/@jennd/110087298331577574jennd@mstdn.ca -...

Good. I returned that library book. $600 in fines but it's for a good cause.
https://mstdn.ca/@jennd/110087298331577574
jennd@mstdn.ca - Oops. Time passed. How have things been here?

They used to call me this in high school. I had a band and people used to call me up all the time and say "yeah, wow! Dig you guys. You...

They used to call me this in high school. I had a band and people used to call me up all the time and say "yeah, wow! Dig you guys. You know who I could get answers to the math 11 quiz from?"

I feel old

I feel old

Because, as with most things in our colonialism, racists, misogynist past, we tell ourselves "things are better...

Because, as with most things in our colonialism, racists, misogynist past, we tell ourselves "things are better now."
https://witches.live/@sj5/109940134309150491
sj5@witches.live - idk... I've been playing rock&roll & studying its history at least since I could read, maybe even before that (so since 1980 anyway) & how that kind of deep study doesn't take more people (white rock&roll musicians cough cough) into an aggressively anti-racist stance continues to mystify me.

#Music #RockAndRoll

#Leafs were in a scoring drought. "Don't worry," coach tells fans. "We have an Apps for...

#Leafs were in a scoring drought. "Don't worry," coach tells fans. "We have an Apps for that."
https://twitter.com/mikecommito/status/1631324736360783872
mikecommito@sportsbots.xyz - On this day in 1946, Syl Apps scored four goals in a 9-4 victory over the Black Hawks #Leafs365 #LeafsForever

My Mom had a Chevette https://mastodon.social/@kurtsh/109945537030183947kurtsh@mastodon.social - Seriously, has there ever been a shittier...

My Mom had a Chevette
https://mastodon.social/@kurtsh/109945537030183947
kurtsh@mastodon.social - Seriously, has there ever been a shittier car manufactured than the #Toyota Echo? I mean, it makes the Nissan Sentra look utterly luxurious.

It's a tin can with bicycle tires & a top speed of 50mph with brakes so bad, they're more like a 'suggestion' to the car frame. An total death trap.

#LosAngeles.
#cars

Plutonic https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/109927717184051454MissingThePt@mastodon.social - Are the Twin Cities identical or fraternal?

Plutonic
https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/109927717184051454
MissingThePt@mastodon.social - Are the Twin Cities identical or fraternal?

Foreshadowing stops lazy readers from putting your book down. It's lazy writing.Alternately you could just write really good book.

Foreshadowing stops lazy readers from putting your book down. It's lazy writing.
Alternately you could just write really good book.

And yet ukeleles are still openly bought and sold in this country.

And yet ukeleles are still openly bought and sold in this country.

Two each seems a little greedy. You can only drive one at a time....

Two each seems a little greedy. You can only drive one at a time.
https://noagendasocial.com/@TwistedEagle/109922544079291133
TwistedEagle@noagendasocial.com - The Prime Minister and Minister of Defense of Ukraine receive the first four Leopard tanks from the Prime Minister of Poland.

Hackers broke through their wonderwall https://indieweb.social/@web3isgreat/109922506164138166web3isgreat@indieweb.social - This was...

Hackers broke through their wonderwall
https://indieweb.social/@web3isgreat/109922506164138166
web3isgreat@indieweb.social - This was discovered by Blockworks researchers and only acknowledged by Oasis after they published. Jump still hasn't acknowledged it. Would they have disclosed this if the researchers hadn't noticed? Good work to Dan Smith and team.

I agree, but in my experience finding a good vintage 'old school' amp will make any speaker sound better. What?#oops...

I agree, but in my experience finding a good vintage 'old school' amp will make any speaker sound better.
What?
#oops
https://universeodon.com/@winjay/109912957975335876
winjay@universeodon.com - Good speakers are valuable. Good listeners are rare.

I live in ______nameofcity______. We have the worst traffic here, crime is worse than it ever was, no one can handle snow, and the league...

I live in ______nameofcity______. We have the worst traffic here, crime is worse than it ever was, no one can handle snow, and the league and refs are out to get us.
- everyone

aka reinventing Facebook https://mstdn.social/@cfnnm/109910049691938609cfnnm@mstdn.social - Let's build a Chrome extension that steals...

aka reinventing Facebook
https://mstdn.social/@cfnnm/109910049691938609
cfnnm@mstdn.social - Let's build a Chrome extension that steals everything

https://mattfrisbie.substack.com/p/spy-chrome-extension

#Programming #JavaScript #Privacy #Chrome #Chromium #WebExtension #Blogs #Technology #IT