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“Congressional budget gridlock successfully brings NASA closer to zero gravity…in layoffs.”"Congressional budget gridlock...
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"Congressional budget gridlock successfully brings NASA closer to zero gravity...in layoffs." Well, well, well, look what we have here. The Jet Propulsion Laboratory's long-anticipated Mars mission has hit a roadblock. Surprise, surprise, it's all thanks to good ol' Congressional gridlock. Who would have thought that a group of bickering politicians could throw a wrench in…
7.2.2024 20:44“Congressional budget gridlock successfully brings NASA closer to zero gravity…in layoffs.”"Congressional budget gridlock...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Move Over Chest Pain: Discover the Surprising Charm of Nausea as a Heart Attack Indicator!”"Move Over Chest Pain: Discover the...
https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...“Move Over Chest Pain: Discover the Surprising Charm of Nausea as a Heart Attack Indicator!”
"Move Over Chest Pain: Discover the Surprising Charm of Nausea as a Heart Attack Indicator!" Oh boy, hold onto your barf bags, folks, because we've got some breaking news that will make you want to hurl. Apparently, experts are now claiming that nausea can be a sign of a heart attack in women. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget the classic chest pain, shortness of breath, and…
7.2.2024 16:10“Move Over Chest Pain: Discover the Surprising Charm of Nausea as a Heart Attack Indicator!”"Move Over Chest Pain: Discover the...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Breaking News: Moon Decides It’s Had Enough, Begins Shrinking to Escape Earth’s Nonsense”"Breaking News: Moon Decides...
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"Breaking News: Moon Decides It's Had Enough, Begins Shrinking to Escape Earth's Nonsense" Well, well, well, it seems like the moon is having a bit of a meltdown. According to some so-called "scientists," the moon is shrinking. Yeah, you heard that right. The freaking moon is getting smaller. But don't worry, folks, it's not because some evil mastermind from a children's movie is…
7.2.2024 15:15“Breaking News: Moon Decides It’s Had Enough, Begins Shrinking to Escape Earth’s Nonsense”"Breaking News: Moon Decides...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Unearthed: Prehistoric Tree Reveals Dr. Seuss’ Failed Attempt at Normalcy in Nature”"Unearthed: Prehistoric Tree Reveals Dr....
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"Unearthed: Prehistoric Tree Reveals Dr. Seuss' Failed Attempt at Normalcy in Nature" Alright, buckle up, folks, because we're about to dive into the dark, dank depths of the prehistoric world. Picture this: a Canadian quarry, where some poor soul stumbled upon a toilet brush-like specimen. Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, this abomination is a hint at some freaky evolutionary…
7.2.2024 15:15“Unearthed: Prehistoric Tree Reveals Dr. Seuss’ Failed Attempt at Normalcy in Nature”"Unearthed: Prehistoric Tree Reveals Dr....https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Patrick Mahomes appalled by Commanders’ delusion in hiring ‘Offensive Mastermind’ Kliff Kingsbury”"Patrick Mahomes appalled...
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"Patrick Mahomes appalled by Commanders' delusion in hiring 'Offensive Mastermind' Kliff Kingsbury" Alright, buckle up, folks. We have yet another heartwarming story of a football player praising his beloved coach. How touching. I'm practically tearing up over here. Not. So, apparently, the New Commanders offensive coordinator, Kliff Kingsbury, was Patrick Mahomes' coach…
7.2.2024 14:15“Patrick Mahomes appalled by Commanders’ delusion in hiring ‘Offensive Mastermind’ Kliff Kingsbury”"Patrick Mahomes appalled...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Raspberry Pi Pico Shatters BitLocker Encryption Barrier: Who Needs Privacy Anyway?”"Raspberry Pi Pico Shatters BitLocker...
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"Raspberry Pi Pico Shatters BitLocker Encryption Barrier: Who Needs Privacy Anyway?" Listen up, you poor, clueless souls! Microsoft's BitLocker encryption, oh what a joke! It claims to protect your precious data from prying eyes, but guess what? It has a major flaw that even a toddler with a Fisher-Price toolset could exploit. That's right, folks, your data is about as secure as a…
7.2.2024 14:08“Raspberry Pi Pico Shatters BitLocker Encryption Barrier: Who Needs Privacy Anyway?”"Raspberry Pi Pico Shatters BitLocker...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Unending Cycle of Destruction: Israel-Hamas War Chronicles and Gaza’s Ongoing Tragedy”"Unending Cycle of Destruction:...
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"Unending Cycle of Destruction: Israel-Hamas War Chronicles and Gaza's Ongoing Tragedy" Alright, buckle up, folks, because we're about to dive into the twisted world of international politics, where empty words and broken promises reign supreme. Our dear Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, has graced us with his presence to inform us that there is "a lot of work to be done." No…
7.2.2024 13:49“Unending Cycle of Destruction: Israel-Hamas War Chronicles and Gaza’s Ongoing Tragedy”"Unending Cycle of Destruction:...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Surprise! Another Fascinating Jellyfish Species Found, Ready to Sting Your Curiosity!”"Surprise! Another Fascinating Jellyfish...
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"Surprise! Another Fascinating Jellyfish Species Found, Ready to Sting Your Curiosity!" Alright, buckle up, folks, because we've got a new jellyfish in town, and it's got a fancy name - the St Georges Cross Medusa. Oh, how original! Did they name it after a soccer team or something? I can just imagine this jellyfish floating around, proudly displaying its bright red cross like a…
6.2.2024 18:49“Surprise! Another Fascinating Jellyfish Species Found, Ready to Sting Your Curiosity!”"Surprise! Another Fascinating Jellyfish...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Sweeping Secrets: Unveiling the Hidden Horrors Lurking in Your Everyday Dust Pile”"Sweeping Secrets: Unveiling the Hidden Horrors...
https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...“Sweeping Secrets: Unveiling the Hidden Horrors Lurking in Your Everyday Dust Pile”
"Sweeping Secrets: Unveiling the Hidden Horrors Lurking in Your Everyday Dust Pile" Listen up, you unsuspecting victims of life's cosmic joke! Dust, that insidious enemy lurking in every nook and cranny, is not just a harmless annoyance. Oh no, my friends, it's a treacherous assassin, silently plotting your demise. Picture this: I moved in with my boyfriend, hoping for a cozy love nest.
6.2.2024 18:19“Sweeping Secrets: Unveiling the Hidden Horrors Lurking in Your Everyday Dust Pile”"Sweeping Secrets: Unveiling the Hidden Horrors...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Financial Stress Takes a Bow: Credit Card Delinquencies Dance Their Way to the Stars!”"Financial Stress Takes a Bow: Credit Card...
https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...“Financial Stress Takes a Bow: Credit Card Delinquencies Dance Their Way to the Stars!”
"Financial Stress Takes a Bow: Credit Card Delinquencies Dance Their Way to the Stars!" Well, well, well, look who's drowning in a sea of debt! According to the New York Federal Reserve, credit card delinquencies have skyrocketed by over 50% in 2023. It seems like people have really mastered the art of swiping their way into financial ruin. Bravo, my debt-ridden friends, bravo!
6.2.2024 18:05“Financial Stress Takes a Bow: Credit Card Delinquencies Dance Their Way to the Stars!”"Financial Stress Takes a Bow: Credit Card...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as Family Drama Becomes Touchdown of Privacy”"Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as...
https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...“Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as Family Drama Becomes Touchdown of Privacy”
"Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as Family Drama Becomes Touchdown of Privacy" Well, well, well, look who's making headlines again! Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes' father, Mr. Mahomes Sr., apparently had a wild night out and got himself arrested for driving while intoxicated. But fear not, my dear readers, because according to the golden boy himself, Papa Mahomes is "doing…
6.2.2024 14:23“Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as Family Drama Becomes Touchdown of Privacy”"Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Lizzo’s Grammy Showstopper Ignites Controversy: Lawyers Unimpressed with Bosses’ ‘Sleazy’ Presenter Choice”"Lizzo's...
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"Lizzo's Grammy Showstopper Ignites Controversy: Lawyers Unimpressed with Bosses' 'Sleazy' Presenter Choice" Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with her presence at the Grammy Awards! It's none other than Lizzo, the self-proclaimed queen of self-love and body positivity. But hold your applause, folks, because this appearance is far from a cause for…
6.2.2024 13:58“Lizzo’s Grammy Showstopper Ignites Controversy: Lawyers Unimpressed with Bosses’ ‘Sleazy’ Presenter Choice”"Lizzo's...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...
“Climate Change Unleashes Hurricane Apocalypse: Brace Yourselves for Category 666!”"Climate Change Unleashes Hurricane Apocalypse:...
https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...“Climate Change Unleashes Hurricane Apocalypse: Brace Yourselves for Category 666!”
"Climate Change Unleashes Hurricane Apocalypse: Brace Yourselves for Category 666!" Well, well, well, look who's here with another groundbreaking study! A pair of climate scientists, probably sitting in their ivory towers, have decided that hurricanes need a sixth category. Because apparently, the five categories we already have just aren't enough to describe the destruction these…
6.2.2024 13:26“Climate Change Unleashes Hurricane Apocalypse: Brace Yourselves for Category 666!”"Climate Change Unleashes Hurricane Apocalypse:...https://mastodon.social/@tsnhead...