There are TWO routes in life.
SLACK and REPENT
or
REPENT and SLACK
Those are your two choices, choose wisely.
30.12.2023 12:05There are TWO routes in life.SLACK and REPENTorREPENT and SLACKThose are your two choices, choose wisely.These bunch of whackoffs think I joke when I say the CHEAP, GRIMEY, SLACKTACULAR SALESMAN HIMSELF "BOB" was REINCARNATED as a lowlife, garbage-pillaging RACCOON.
But let me tell you Brothers, this is but a crystal clear SIGN from WOTAN himself. The RACCOON came from the same region, the same GENES, as the YETI. BUT MY PAW TO WOTAN, THE RACCOONS HAVE FIGURED OUT SLACK IN THIS MODERN AGE OF THE YETI AGAINST THE PINKOS AND HAVE BEEN ACTIVELY FIGHTING THE CONSPIRACY ONE TRASHCAN AT A TIME!
29.12.2023 19:08These bunch of whackoffs think I joke when I say the CHEAP, GRIMEY, SLACKTACULAR SALESMAN HIMSELF "BOB" was REINCARNATED as a...THERE IS NO GOD BUT WOTAN AND THE PIPE SMOKING RACCOON IS HIS MESSANGER
29.12.2023 02:25THERE IS NO GOD BUT WOTAN AND THE PIPE SMOKING RACCOON IS HIS MESSANGERDid you know that "Bob" IS NOT dead? He was reincarnated as a raccoon found in the back of a Denny's when those NERD PINK branch davidians were having a campfire.
29.12.2023 01:56Did you know that "Bob" IS NOT dead? He was reincarnated as a raccoon found in the back of a Denny's when those NERD PINK...DRINK THE KOOL-AID, PUNK !!!
2022
A PERSONAL SKETCH OF ALL ARCHIVES I COULD PERSONALLY FIND NEAR THE NESTLE WATERPLANT (RECOVERED AND SALTED FOR TASTE)
NOW INTRODUCING THE FIRST OF MANY RACC-INSPIRED DOBBSHEADS!
18.2.2022 20:52A PERSONAL SKETCH OF ALL ARCHIVES I COULD PERSONALLY FIND NEAR THE NESTLE WATERPLANT (RECOVERED AND SALTED FOR TASTE)NOW INTRODUCING THE...THE MOST MIND-BOGGLING, DUMBFUCK, SLACKFUL ""MEETING"" OF ALL TIME!
AS JESUS HAD MET THE DEVIL SO HAS THE PIPE-SMOKING RACCOON TO "BOB"!
18.2.2022 06:26THE MOST MIND-BOGGLING, DUMBFUCK, SLACKFUL ""MEETING"" OF ALL TIME!AS JESUS HAD MET THE DEVIL SO HAS THE PIPE-SMOKING...AS WE ARE LICKING AND PROBING UP THE NEXT GOSPEL TO BE TRANSLATED, WE HAVE DISCOVERED A SACRED IKON ADMIST THE BOTTLECAPS!
PRAISE BE TO THE RACCSIKON!
18.2.2022 02:11AS WE ARE LICKING AND PROBING UP THE NEXT GOSPEL TO BE TRANSLATED, WE HAVE DISCOVERED A SACRED IKON ADMIST THE BOTTLECAPS!PRAISE BE TO THE...🦝
RECENTLY UNEARTHED GOSPEL!
BOOK A(NUS) OFFICIALLY RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC ON BEHALF OF THE ASSEMBLY OF THE PIPE-SMOKING RACCOON!
(not for the faint of heart)
(additional fees for canadians)
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