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Rabbit, rabbit!

Rabbit, rabbit!

Given the number of times I have had near misses with spiders, I have to assume that the number of times a spider has actually been on my...

Given the number of times I have had near misses with spiders, I have to assume that the number of times a spider has actually been on my person and I just didn't know it is non-zero.

Me: “I’m concerned the FAQ doesn’t have `What happens if you get lost in the corn maze?’ as a question. Like. Surely that must...

Me: “I’m concerned the FAQ doesn’t have `What happens if you get lost in the corn maze?’ as a question. Like. Surely that must happen?”

James: “Sorry, you’re lost forever.”

Me: Where did I put my phone?Cat, in a catbun next to me: <makes a notification noise>

Me: Where did I put my phone?

Cat, in a catbun next to me: <makes a notification noise>

Later in the afternoon, we experienced an incredibly loud sound I can only describe as a hard “pop” in the hallway between the bedrooms....

Later in the afternoon, we experienced an incredibly loud sound I can only describe as a hard “pop” in the hallway between the bedrooms. It sounded kind of like an extra loud breaker pop, except there are no breakers there. The power was fine. We literally couldn’t figure out what it was. Nothing was out of place and the cats had been in sight of both of us.

This afternoon while I was working, I heard what sounded like a Wilhelm scream from a real person outside in the distance somewhere.

This afternoon while I was working, I heard what sounded like a Wilhelm scream from a real person outside in the distance somewhere.

What apps are folks using to read the Fediverse these days? I’m on iOS, open to suggestions.

What apps are folks using to read the Fediverse these days? I’m on iOS, open to suggestions.

Please do not laugh but I just learned that red velvet cake is secretly chocolate cake and I feel betrayed.

Please do not laugh but I just learned that red velvet cake is secretly chocolate cake and I feel betrayed.

What I've learned this weekend is that a lot of adults will, in fact, take candy from a stranger.

What I've learned this weekend is that a lot of adults will, in fact, take candy from a stranger.

This is my annual complaint about Apple discontinuing the 11” Macbook Air. I’d love one of those with Apple Silicon 😭

This is my annual complaint about Apple discontinuing the 11” Macbook Air. I’d love one of those with Apple Silicon 😭

I appreciate that I know so many trustworthy people 🥰

I appreciate that I know so many trustworthy people 🥰

I do not trust people that have a whole Kallax and only display one item per cube. ಠ_ಠ

I do not trust people that have a whole Kallax and only display one item per cube. ಠ_ಠ

My co-worker telling us about an accidental DoorDash order they got over the weekend. I just need Tiffany to know that she is an...

My co-worker telling us about an accidental DoorDash order they got over the weekend.

I just need Tiffany to know that she is an inspiration. 🥰

Literally every time I go to the grocery store they are out of unsalted Saltines (either name or store brand). Is there a shortage of...

Literally every time I go to the grocery store they are out of unsalted Saltines (either name or store brand).

Is there a shortage of Saltines or just a worldwide conspiracy against me having unsalted Saltines?

i had ice cream for dinner ama

i had ice cream for dinner ama

Annual complaint time: it's 2023. Why has no one made Minecraft, but prettier.

Annual complaint time: it's 2023. Why has no one made Minecraft, but prettier.

I would like people to understand that “out of office on PTO” does not mean DM me with your questions.

I would like people to understand that “out of office on PTO” does not mean DM me with your questions.

You must choose one: are donutsbreakfastdessert

You must choose one: are donuts

breakfast
dessert

I have *a* Super Mario overworld (I think) stuck in my head, but I don't know which one.

I have *a* Super Mario overworld (I think) stuck in my head, but I don't know which one.

Me, to my brain: I wanna get some stuff done today, okay?My Brain: Cool. Hey did you know that we could just spent a few hours listening to...

Me, to my brain: I wanna get some stuff done today, okay?

My Brain: Cool. Hey did you know that we could just spent a few hours listening to and reading the lyrics of all Tom Lehrer Songs at tomlehrersongs.com instead? Also he apparently "invented" the jello shot, so you should look that up, too.

Me: uhm...

My Brain: Also omg remember that FB reel you saw of that one song from the Matilda the Musical on Netflix? We definitely need to find more videos about that.

Me: omg you're right