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Russia bringing T-55s out of storage for use in Ukraine is one of those things people have joked about for the last year but didn't...

Russia bringing T-55s out of storage for use in Ukraine is one of those things people have joked about for the last year but didn't seriously think would happen.

Just go home jesus christ.

The end credits to this week's Mandalorian will make you pump your fist twice. Three times if you're a proper cinephile.Also: I...

The end credits to this week's Mandalorian will make you pump your fist twice. Three times if you're a proper cinephile.

Also: I picked the right week to finally see 7th Voyage of Sinbad.

MAGA types fantasizing about occupying Mar a Lago to protect Trump from the cops. Which is funny because we're around the 12th...

MAGA types fantasizing about occupying Mar a Lago to protect Trump from the cops. Which is funny because we're around the 12th anniversary of Gaddafi supporters filling up his Tripoli compound for the exact same reason.

Sprinkling a small handful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on my oatmeal like croutons. #WholesomeMastodonContent

Sprinkling a small handful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch on my oatmeal like croutons. #WholesomeMastodonContent

When you've so thoroughly convinced yourselves that only your party is patriotic and only your side will stop communism or terrorism or...

When you've so thoroughly convinced yourselves that only your party is patriotic and only your side will stop communism or terrorism or crime and the other side is all traitors and collaborators it becomes easy to do a little actual treason if it lets you beat the "real" enemy.

Ditto fraud, war crimes, sedition.

Ah, so the 1980 October Surprise Conspiracy was real. Between 1968, 1980, 2016 and 2020 it should really be taken as a given that any hotly...

Ah, so the 1980 October Surprise Conspiracy was real. Between 1968, 1980, 2016 and 2020 it should really be taken as a given that any hotly contested Presidential election OF COURSE features Republicans colluding with foreign governments, even hostile ones, just to get a half-point edge in Ohio.

Hat tip to whichever marching band just did a heavily funk'd rendition of Ecstasy of Gold at the Miami-Oklahoma St game....

Hat tip to whichever marching band just did a heavily funk'd rendition of Ecstasy of Gold at the Miami-Oklahoma St game. #ncaawomensbasketball

Put Goldfinger on. The continued relevance of this film is that the villain...a megalomaniac who conspires with the Mafia, China and North...

Put Goldfinger on. The continued relevance of this film is that the villain...a megalomaniac who conspires with the Mafia, China and North Korea to invade Fort Knox with a WMD arsenal...spends the first act as little more than a viciously insecure golf cheat who can be lead around by the promise of a $5 card game.

Imagine starting January 6 Part Deux because Trump specifically told the women he had affairs with that they looked like his daughter.

Imagine starting January 6 Part Deux because Trump specifically told the women he had affairs with that they looked like his daughter.

It's not real until it's official.

It's not real until it's official.

lmao mets

lmao mets

Definitely felt like they're lumping in the planned story of the mothballed 'Rangers of the New Republic' show into Mando. So,...

Definitely felt like they're lumping in the planned story of the mothballed 'Rangers of the New Republic' show into Mando. So, if you found this week's episode to be jarringly offkey, it's perhaps another thing to be blamed on Cara Dune joining QAnon.

This was the first Eat-Your-Vegetables episode of the Mandalorian story-wise and it had better pay off later. I already watched a...

This was the first Eat-Your-Vegetables episode of the Mandalorian story-wise and it had better pay off later. I already watched a (fantastic) Star Wars show about bored sociopaths ladder-climbing through a soulsucking bureaucracy. I'm here to watch the self-contained adventures of Rocketeer Dad and the Gizmo Kid.

The yacht's been seized. Yes. YESSS

The yacht's been seized. Yes. YESSS

please tell me the postal service cops got to raid the yacht Miami Vice style again.

please tell me the postal service cops got to raid the yacht Miami Vice style again.

bahahahaha the feds finally nabbed Steve Bannon's meal ticket....

bahahahaha the feds finally nabbed Steve Bannon's meal ticket. https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/ho-wan-kwok-aka-miles-guo-arrested-orchestrating-over-1-billion-dollar-fraud-conspiracy

Department of Justice
U.S. Attorney’s Office
Southern District of New York
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
Ho Wan Kwok, A/K/A “Miles Guo,” Arrested For Orchestrating Over $1 Billion Dollar Fraud Conspiracy

Over $630 Million of Alleged Fraud Proceeds Seized by U.S. Government

And, just like that, today Ukraine dropped a Wagner attack jet over Bakhmut.

And, just like that, today Ukraine dropped a Wagner attack jet over Bakhmut.

There's no reason to even contemplate retaliation beyond some freedom of navigation dick wagging. We build and fly pilotless aircraft...

There's no reason to even contemplate retaliation beyond some freedom of navigation dick wagging. We build and fly pilotless aircraft for a reason and we're already doing plenty to remove Russian planes, helicopters, tanks and the occasional ship from their arsenal.

The thing to remember about this Reaper drone thing is that the Russian navy jets that USED to be in charge of hassling NATO planes and...

The thing to remember about this Reaper drone thing is that the Russian navy jets that USED to be in charge of hassling NATO planes and ships in the Black Sea all got shwacked on the tarmac at Saky airbase six months ago.

These guys are the B-team and risked losing another plane and pilot over a fairly inconsequential robot.

Having one of those 'still thinking about that sandwich' evenings. #WholesomeMastodonContent

Having one of those 'still thinking about that sandwich' evenings. #WholesomeMastodonContent