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tired and my body hurts. afraid it will be 4+ years of this

tired and my body hurts. afraid it will be 4+ years of this

them: be more Christ-like!me: *happily unmarried at 33*them: no not like that

them: be more Christ-like!

me: *happily unmarried at 33*

them: no not like that

Calvinist girlfriends be like, would you still love me since I'm a worm?

Calvinist girlfriends be like, would you still love me since I'm a worm?

too well-adjusted for Twitter, too deranged for Mastodon

too well-adjusted for Twitter, too deranged for Mastodon

One cool thing I just discovered is that if you also have a tumblr account, you can use that to verify yourself here.Still trying to figure...

One cool thing I just discovered is that if you also have a tumblr account, you can use that to verify yourself here.

Still trying to figure out if I can do the same trick with linktree.

Never let them tell you all this "sexuality & gender stuff" is some brand new young people fad#lgbtq #shitpost #meme

Never let them tell you all this "sexuality & gender stuff" is some brand new young people fad
#lgbtq #shitpost #meme

>"LGBTQIA is alphabet soup, so complicated, LGBxyz..."Weird, you didnt seem to have any trouble with that other 7 letter...

>"LGBTQIA is alphabet soup, so complicated, LGBxyz..."

Weird, you didnt seem to have any trouble with that other 7 letter rainbow acronym, ROYGBIV 🌈

#lgbtq

Subscribing to hashtags is super nice! Just wondering if there's anywhere to see which ones you already followed?#Mastodon...

Subscribing to hashtags is super nice! Just wondering if there's anywhere to see which ones you already followed?

#Mastodon #twittermigration

Yes, more Christmas protest songs! Make Christmas woke again

Yes, more Christmas protest songs! Make Christmas woke again

Quick explainer for anyone who missed the original article that started the "John Mastodon"...

Quick explainer for anyone who missed the original article that started the "John Mastodon" meme

https://boingboing.net/2022/12/18/mastodon-users-embrace-columnists-funny-error-about-a-fictitious-john-mastodon.html

#JohnMastodon

Obsessed with this Dan Hart Greensleeves-esque cello and vocal composition from The Green Knight.It sounds like it could be a real medieval...

Obsessed with this Dan Hart Greensleeves-esque cello and vocal composition from The Green Knight.

It sounds like it could be a real medieval Christmas carols but I think he just made it up for the movie.

"Blome Swete Lilie Flour"
https://youtu.be/ANDhcT3H_fI

and when you give to the poor be like the atheist, not even expecting that your Father in Heaven sees and will reward you

and when you give to the poor be like the atheist, not even expecting that your Father in Heaven sees and will reward you

Weird that it's always "how can atheists be moral without God" when they're the only ones who can truly do good for the...

Weird that it's always "how can atheists be moral without God" when they're the only ones who can truly do good for the sake of doing good, without expectation of eternal reward or punishment
#atheism

The ace "is this finally sexual attraction or do I just like their aesthetic" challenge#asexual

The ace "is this finally sexual attraction or do I just like their aesthetic" challenge
#asexual

Elon jokeElon could easily prevent people from knowing his precise location by tweeting out his precise velocity, just saying#twitter...

Elon joke

Elon could easily prevent people from knowing his precise location by tweeting out his precise velocity, just saying
#twitter #twittermeltdown

Elon jokeActually no one really talks about this but owning the libs is REALLY expensive

Elon joke

Actually no one really talks about this but owning the libs is REALLY expensive

Confession: I struggle with lust. It looks easy but I never could get the hang of it

Confession: I struggle with lust. It looks easy but I never could get the hang of it

Christians are you even in a RELATIONSHIP with several dozen super old dudes?

Christians are you even in a RELATIONSHIP with several dozen super old dudes?

The sun setting this early is pretty homophobic

The sun setting this early is pretty homophobic

The urge to alienate both sides and become a spiritual atheist

The urge to alienate both sides and become a spiritual atheist