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why yes i did grow up in an italian american household where everything was broken why do you ask

why yes i did grow up in an italian american household where everything was broken why do you ask

This actual photo of Fannie, Freddie, and Giorgio looks like someone asked DALL-E to generate a Siamese cat in 2021.#cats #aiart

This actual photo of Fannie, Freddie, and Giorgio looks like someone asked DALL-E to generate a Siamese cat in 2021.

#cats #aiart

Hoist the colors, ye poxy bilge rats! Pirate recruitin' season's begun!#pirate #halloween

Hoist the colors, ye poxy bilge rats!

Pirate recruitin' season's begun!

#pirate #halloween

I know I'm a little late to this party and there are much more consequential things happening in the world, but I'm really irritated...

I know I'm a little late to this party and there are much more consequential things happening in the world, but I'm really irritated that Kevin Conroy is not in the Lego Batman movie.

four Cursed Macaques of Sheboygan wrapped and ready for the #halloween treasure map hunt.

four Cursed Macaques of Sheboygan wrapped and ready for the #halloween treasure map hunt.

that feeling when you are text banking and get a fundraising text from a different text bank

that feeling when you are text banking and get a fundraising text from a different text bank

Didn’t puke! A little disappointed, honestly.

Didn’t puke!

A little disappointed, honestly.

Today in encroaching middle age: my body just can’t handle alcohol any more. I’ve been hung over all morning from an IPA and half a...

Today in encroaching middle age: my body just can’t handle alcohol any more.

I’ve been hung over all morning from an IPA and half a glass of wine last night.

Going to try and run it off.

If all goes according to plan I’ll be puking in the Fox River in 20 minutes.

More #pirate treasure #props for #halloween ! 60 days to go.Most of the treasure we have is straight up doubloons and gold bars, so I...

More #pirate treasure #props for #halloween ! 60 days to go.

Most of the treasure we have is straight up doubloons and gold bars, so I decided to mix it up a little with some Chinese coins and yuanbao in a tea crate.

对不起，我书法特别糟, but man it's hard to get a nice stroke when you're using acrylic paint.

In addition to candy and family-friendly verbal abuse, we’ll also be handing out monkey’s fist knots to deserving kids who are dressed...

In addition to candy and family-friendly verbal abuse, we’ll also be handing out monkey’s fist knots to deserving kids who are dressed as pirates this #halloween

when you are only half done but have already enlisted every clamp in the shop

when you are only half done but have already enlisted every clamp in the shop

I can't fault RFK Jr. for driving home with a whale head strapped to the top of his car because honestly that's totally the kind of...

I can't fault RFK Jr. for driving home with a whale head strapped to the top of his car because honestly that's totally the kind of thing I'd do.

I mean come on. Free whale skull.

Please inject more videos of Tim Walz preemptively shitting on Vance for not knowing what a Runza is DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.

Please inject more videos of Tim Walz preemptively shitting on Vance for not knowing what a Runza is DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.

The hooded stranger in the corner of the tavern draws a dagger from inside his cloak. Everybody roll initiative.#CatsOfMastodon #caturday...

The hooded stranger in the corner of the tavern draws a dagger from inside his cloak.

Everybody roll initiative.

#CatsOfMastodon #caturday #DnD

Slipping a well-delivered message about Georgia voter suppression into the middle of a soon-to-be viral Lil' Jon performance is a...

Slipping a well-delivered message about Georgia voter suppression into the middle of a soon-to-be viral Lil' Jon performance is a brilliant piece of political tradecraft.

#DNC

My personal version of the trolley problem is whether to ignore unsolicited MAGA texts or to respond to them with a Bobby Tables SQL...

My personal version of the trolley problem is whether to ignore unsolicited MAGA texts or to respond to them with a Bobby Tables SQL injection attack.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR he did not just make a couchfucking reference on national TV.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR he did not just make a couchfucking reference on national TV.

He’s a great catch for rural WI too. Eau Claire later this week is a phenomenal idea, and I wouldn’t be shocked to see him show up in...

He’s a great catch for rural WI too. Eau Claire later this week is a phenomenal idea, and I wouldn’t be shocked to see him show up in Green Bay wearing a Vikings jersey on purpose.

Watch for a camo-wearing Tim Walz solo event in Omaha talking about responsible gun ownership with big midwest Dad energy. NE-O2 is...

Watch for a camo-wearing Tim Walz solo event in Omaha talking about responsible gun ownership with big midwest Dad energy. NE-O2 is gettable. #timWalz

Great pick. Harris is gonna Walz right in to the White House.

Great pick. Harris is gonna Walz right in to the White House.