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The other thing drawing teaches you is that you can never have too much forehead. That thing is huge!#drawing #art

The other thing drawing teaches you is that you can never have too much forehead. That thing is huge!

#drawing #art

God gave us noses to teach us how shit we are at drawing. #art #charcoal #drawing

God gave us noses to teach us how shit we are at drawing. #art #charcoal #drawing

In hell, every day is a Monday

In hell, every day is a Monday

Here's an idea:"Reply all" should be a request that sends the reply to a sample of the people in "all" who get to...

Here's an idea:
"Reply all" should be a request that sends the reply to a sample of the people in "all" who get to vote on whether it actually IS allowed to be sent to everyone else.

If they vote against, a "Reply all vetoed" message gets sent to the original reply all sender.

I've taken to saying things like:Everyone is dreaming, but some of those dreams turn out to be realEverything is natural, but some of...

I've taken to saying things like:

Everyone is dreaming, but some of those dreams turn out to be real

Everything is natural, but some of those things are also man-made

Everyone is a child, but some of those children are also adults

what should i add?

Who's funny on mastodon?Links please!

Who's funny on mastodon?

Links please!

Conventional wisdom would be that dumb people are often surprised, but I think the opposite. Smart people find everything surprising.

Conventional wisdom would be that dumb people are often surprised, but I think the opposite.

Smart people find everything surprising.

If you're not watching anime in the 21st century, you're some kind of cultural redneck

If you're not watching anime in the 21st century, you're some kind of cultural redneck

The whole of adult life is just waiting for something stressful to be over, but it never is.

The whole of adult life is just waiting for something stressful to be over, but it never is.

The biggest conspiracy is the free will conspiracy

The biggest conspiracy is the free will conspiracy

Worrying about the future is as pointless as worrying about the past. You have as much power to change either one.

Worrying about the future is as pointless as worrying about the past. You have as much power to change either one.

Certainty is a sensation, like fear or happiness, not specifically related to truth.

Certainty is a sensation, like fear or happiness, not specifically related to truth.

Seth Rogan plays one of the bullies in Donnie Darko!#donniedarko #sethrogan

Seth Rogan plays one of the bullies in Donnie Darko!

#donniedarko #sethrogan

I just completed "Mull It Over" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode...

I just completed "Mull It Over" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode https://adventofcode.com/2024/day/3

https://github.com/jayber/advent_of_code_2024/tree/aoc_day3

#gleam #gleamlang

Last night I went out to clean.Now I feel a bit sick.#thisisthesilo #silo

Last night I went out to clean.

Now I feel a bit sick.

#thisisthesilo #silo

You do not have thoughts, they have you.

You do not have thoughts, they have you.

I just completed "Red-Nosed Reports" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode https://adventofcode.com/2024/day/2On, er,...

I just completed "Red-Nosed Reports" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode https://adventofcode.com/2024/day/2

On, er, December 14th and it took 2 days!

https://github.com/jayber/advent_of_code_2024/tree/day_2_pt_2

All in Gleam https://gleam.run/
#aoc #gleam

I just completed "Historian Hysteria" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode https://adventofcode.com/2024/day/1

I just completed "Historian Hysteria" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode https://adventofcode.com/2024/day/1

Does anyone else have an irrational fear that one day they will be arrested and seem guilty as fuck because when questioned they can't...

Does anyone else have an irrational fear that one day they will be arrested and seem guilty as fuck because when questioned they can't remember what they were doing on July 12th 2021 at 3.15pm?