Imagining a mouse boy with irrepressible levels of tboy swag:
🎶🎶🎶
There is a mouse in New Orleans
They call The Rising Son
He's been the ruin of many a poor girl
And God, I know I'm one
🎶🎶🎶
Content warning:cowboy beepboop spoilers, transphobia, slurs
Gren: I'm not taking HRT. It's just the prison drugs. That's why I have these rockin', I mean disgusting, tits. I'm not like a faggot or anything.
4.4.2025 20:15Content warning:cowboy beepboop spoilers, transphobia, slursGren: I'm not taking HRT. It's just the prison drugs. That's why I...Content warning:pun
Q: Zoe, where did you learn to make perfect al dente potato dumplings?
A: The School of Hard Gnocchs
24.3.2025 23:07Content warning:punQ: Zoe, where did you learn to make perfect al dente potato dumplings?A: The School of Hard GnocchsI hate when I go to play a song for my girlfriend and the recording of it isn't as good as my memory of seeing it played live a decade ago.
24.3.2025 16:49I hate when I go to play a song for my girlfriend and the recording of it isn't as good as my memory of seeing it played live a decade...Content warning:implied lewd
the little bows on panties really are useful for figuring out which way is in and which way is out when you're putting them back on in the dark
11.3.2025 05:56Content warning:implied lewdthe little bows on panties really are useful for figuring out which way is in and which way is out when...LB: RIP Firefox 11/4/2004 - 2/25/2025
You've been on the decline for a long time now, but it's still sad to see you go.
26.2.2025 22:21LB: RIP Firefox 11/4/2004 - 2/25/2025You've been on the decline for a long time now, but it's still sad to see you go.Content warning:nsfw, kink, copyright law
getting a hacker puppygirl a DRM protected chastity cage, so I can threaten her with up to 5 years in prison and a $500,000 fine under 17 U.S.C. § 1201 if she cracks it
17.2.2025 13:35Content warning:nsfw, kink, copyright lawgetting a hacker puppygirl a DRM protected chastity cage, so I can threaten her with up to 5 years...practicing my daily affirmations
- my shields are holding
- the enemy boarding parties are contained
- my reinforcements will get here before theirs
eepy klingon gf who says "just not feeling it. don't think today is a good day to die." and then hits snooze on the alarm clock
13.2.2025 04:01eepy klingon gf who says "just not feeling it. don't think today is a good day to die." and then hits snooze on the alarm...Content warning:horny
black hole learns that bottoms are supposed to keysmash and wants to try it
RE: https://spookygirl.boo/notes/a460ziy7ua2pmvlh
12.2.2025 22:12Content warning:hornyblack hole learns that bottoms are supposed to keysmash and wants to try itRE:...Content warning:lewd
me: if you rub your cloacas together is it frotting or tribbing?
@doctor_bimbo after deep consideration: fribbing
Content warning:uspol, transphobia
time for mtf and ftm to make a comeback
RE https://mastodon.social/@luckytran@med-mastodon.com/113931908169661218
2.2.2025 05:58Content warning:uspol, transphobiatime for mtf and ftm to make a comebackRE...Content warning:vent
I tried to start playing Pyre tonight, and I don't know if it's an issue with the game or Windows breaking things since the last time I played anything, but I just spent the whole night trying to fix controller issues instead ;-;
1.2.2025 04:19Content warning:ventI tried to start playing Pyre tonight, and I don't know if it's an issue with the game or Windows breaking...Content warning:uspol
RE https://digipres.club/@misty/113896259646964646
26.1.2025 21:05Content warning:uspolRE https://digipres.club/@misty/113896259646964646Content warning:horny
god I wish someone would do this to me
25.1.2025 03:45Content warning:hornygod I wish someone would do this to meI need a good place to see pictures of all the gay weddings happening in Thailand right now to get me through this.
24.1.2025 04:22I need a good place to see pictures of all the gay weddings happening in Thailand right now to get me through this.this is yuri
18.1.2025 23:11this is yuriContent warning:vent
I'm so tired. I would simply like to not.
14.1.2025 20:26Content warning:ventI'm so tired. I would simply like to not.fedi, what do we think it means when a girl send you this? edit: fixed gif
10.1.2025 00:27fedi, what do we think it means when a girl send you this? edit: fixed gifthat one Lex account who is your blorbo
9.1.2025 22:20that one Lex account who is your blorbo⬆️
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