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like sorry idk what was unclear but my coming over to help with this task was a one time thing because you had a hard week and I did not in...

like sorry idk what was unclear but my coming over to help with this task was a one time thing because you had a hard week and I did not in any way indicate that I would be taking over this task for you indefinitely

man parents really can turn any attempt at being helpful around on you, either you do it differently than they would so they complain or you...

man parents really can turn any attempt at being helpful around on you, either you do it differently than they would so they complain or you do it to their satisfaction and now they expect you to do it every time

excel makes me want to fucking die

excel makes me want to fucking die

being back in the us sucks so bad

being back in the us sucks so bad

me trying to explain to the doctor that literally the day I made the appointment I went back to normal: “I promise I’m not lying for...

me trying to explain to the doctor that literally the day I made the appointment I went back to normal: “I promise I’m not lying for drugs please don’t put this in my chart”

my body the second I finally make a doctors appointment after weeks of suffering the most concerning symptoms ever: “wow what a narc, I...

my body the second I finally make a doctors appointment after weeks of suffering the most concerning symptoms ever: “wow what a narc, I was just kidding. It was a JOKE, you loser. Fine, I’ll stop right now”

day one of the trial there’s gotta be another one right. even if they have the right guy. someone’s gotta be a team player here. even...

day one of the trial there’s gotta be another one right. even if they have the right guy. someone’s gotta be a team player here. even better if it’s multiple someones

I really need people to stop assuming that I'm the kind of gay that's good with cars

I really need people to stop assuming that I'm the kind of gay that's good with cars

remember as you post about building community today that a community protects itself and others from disease. build communities that welcome...

remember as you post about building community today that a community protects itself and others from disease. build communities that welcome disabled/vulnerable allies. wear a mask

I just don't think its fair that boomers made a bunch of children's media with intentionally sexy anthropomorphic animals and then...

I just don't think its fair that boomers made a bunch of children's media with intentionally sexy anthropomorphic animals and then got mad at all the kids that grew up into furries

on hold with my student loan servicer and it is by far the most sorrowful hold music I have ever heard

on hold with my student loan servicer and it is by far the most sorrowful hold music I have ever heard

nooo don't buy that "Samsong" 987gb sd card for $15 don't do it you're so pretty don't nooooo stoooppp

nooo don't buy that "Samsong" 987gb sd card for $15 don't do it you're so pretty don't nooooo stoooppp

One of the fastest ways to get me to click away from a free website is to require me to log in. Why tf do I need to log in to watch a single...

One of the fastest ways to get me to click away from a free website is to require me to log in. Why tf do I need to log in to watch a single youtube video or look at a twitter post?? I will simply not use your site now

idk when or why this trend started but youtubers starting their videos with the same intros was only bearable when it was like "whats...

idk when or why this trend started but youtubers starting their videos with the same intros was only bearable when it was like "whats up! today we're talking about [thing]." But they just keep getting longer and dumber. If your copy paste intro lasts longer than like 10 seconds I'm skipping bc its annoying af to hear the same exact spiel every time

a techbro type told me a joke about an sd card going on a diet and going from a FAT32 to exFAT and I think I hurt his feelings when I said...

a techbro type told me a joke about an sd card going on a diet and going from a FAT32 to exFAT and I think I hurt his feelings when I said that probably means it actually gained weight bc the file size...

extremely stupid ways I've seen people use chatgpt just this week:1. they had it compose their tweets for them2. they used it as a...

extremely stupid ways I've seen people use chatgpt just this week:

1. they had it compose their tweets for them
2. they used it as a search engine, specifically saying they used it in place of google or bing
3. they didn't think a small content creator would answer their question so instead they asked gpt to answer as if it were that person

common thread being frankly amazing levels of laziness and complete lack of desire to so much as *try* to use better/more accurate methods of doing the same task. we're so cooked

Imagine your kid comes out to you and then POOF. You look down and your hands are gone.You look in the mirror and nothing is there....

Imagine your kid comes out to you and then POOF.
You look down and your hands are gone.
You look in the mirror and nothing is there.
You're...transparent

the overwhelming carnal desire of looking at a big bowl of salsa

the overwhelming carnal desire of looking at a big bowl of salsa

and while you’re at it bring back sites for kids so I can stop seeing stupid bullshit on my timeline every day. It is cruel and unusual...

and while you’re at it bring back sites for kids so I can stop seeing stupid bullshit on my timeline every day. It is cruel and unusual punishment to force me to see any tween’s opinions

someone please for the love of god bring back websites

someone please for the love of god bring back websites