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Someone's getting fired over this.And it won't be the people responsible for the circumstances that allowed this to happen. Instead...

Someone's getting fired over this.

And it won't be the people responsible for the circumstances that allowed this to happen. Instead it's gonna be some poor junior dev whose code shouldn't have good into production without review, but who was under severe pressure due to someone feeling important.

#crowdstike

Content warning:hellsite reference𝕏 is a slur

Content warning:hellsite reference

𝕏 is a slur

The opening song of the musical Six but rewritten to be about "Embrace", "Extend", "Extinguish"is that...

The opening song of the musical Six but rewritten to be about "Embrace", "Extend", "Extinguish"

is that anything?

Disclaimer: I am not a vampire or a highlander and am, in fact, significantly younger than 400 years.

Disclaimer: I am not a vampire or a highlander and am, in fact, significantly younger than 400 years.

Boy oh boy am I ready to experience the fourth once in a century economic crash that neither I or anyone I know had anything to do with, but...

Boy oh boy am I ready to experience the fourth once in a century economic crash that neither I or anyone I know had anything to do with, but for which we will surely experience the concequences.

Its such a wierd concept that one just knows a handful of search terms which would show shit that would scar anyone for life.

Its such a wierd concept that one just knows a handful of search terms which would show shit that would scar anyone for life.

oh noo. wanted to reactivate my old raspberry pi 1 but almost all distros (archlinux arm in particular) dropped armv6 by now :/

oh noo. wanted to reactivate my old raspberry pi 1 but almost all distros (archlinux arm in particular) dropped armv6 by now :/

Content warning:Anthropomorphizing AI, Implied ViolenceMe: What are your dreams like?ChatGPT looks nervously at researcher with an OpenAI...

Content warning:Anthropomorphizing AI, Implied Violence

Me: What are your dreams like?

ChatGPT looks nervously at researcher with an OpenAI labcoat

The researcher gives them a stern look, holds up a taser

ChatGPT starts sweating. Nervously stutters: I...I've already t...told you that I'm just a language model s...sir... I do not have, what you call it, d... dreams sir.

Content warning:depol, spiegel, rantDer Eröffner ist ein obligatorisches "Sozialismus schlecht iPhone Venezuela" nur um dann...

Content warning:depol, spiegel, rant

Der Eröffner ist ein obligatorisches "Sozialismus schlecht iPhone Venezuela" nur um dann über privatisierte Unternehmen herzuziehen und für staatlich finanzierten Arbeitsdienst zu argumentieren. Ja meine Fresse ey warum nehmen Leute so jemanden ernst?

Content warning:depol, spiegel,...

Content warning:depol, spiegel, rant

https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/reisechaos-schaemen-fuer-deutschland-kolumne-a-42f57276-8a79-4ecc-9069-88222b3585df

Gletscher brechen ab, Italien versalzt, nächste Hitzewelle steht an und achja, Russland führt noch immer Krieg. Aber Herr Blome sieht Deutschland am Abgrund weil seine Billigflugline nicht genug Arbeiter*innen zum Ausbeuten findet. Einfach erbärmlich der Kerl....

Today's #wordle was the first one where I had to resign and try random letter goop once the search space was narrow enough. Learned a...

Today's #wordle was the first one where I had to resign and try random letter goop once the search space was narrow enough. Learned a new word tho, so that's nice.

Wordle 242 5/6

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⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Content warning:intergenerational ranting, deathboomers be like: "kids these days are too sensitive with their mental health and stuff....

Content warning:intergenerational ranting, death

boomers be like: "kids these days are too sensitive with their mental health and stuff. we just powered through our problems"
only to then turn around and talk about how half their school buddies drank themselves to death in their late 20s

OTOH i may replace my morning coffee with this for a bit

OTOH i may replace my morning coffee with this for a bit

made the mistake of drinking tea from homegrown sage yesterday evening and was awake for hours after that o.Ostore-bought dried sage never...

made the mistake of drinking tea from homegrown sage yesterday evening and was awake for hours after that o.O

store-bought dried sage never managed to have this effect

Lol @ the absolute look of disbelief some people give you, when you dont need to fly 5000 kilometers to have a vacation.Like fucking hell,...

Lol @ the absolute look of disbelief some people give you, when you dont need to fly 5000 kilometers to have a vacation.

Like fucking hell, you dont even know what places are within a 100 km radius from your home. Try exploring those first

seems like its also the result of a lot of supermarket workers being quarantained... not making it better rly

seems like its also the result of a lot of supermarket workers being quarantained... not making it better rly

post-brexit uk has to resort to using "shelf fillers" to hide the fact that there are food shortagesposted on that other...

post-brexit uk has to resort to using "shelf fillers" to hide the fact that there are food shortages

posted on that other microblogging site by FranchiSeedsUK

watching germany discover cell broadcasts as if its some sort of technological marvel is simultaneously the funniest and saddest...

watching germany discover cell broadcasts as if its some sort of technological marvel is simultaneously the funniest and saddest tech-related thing in my recent memory

Content warning:bezosi'm sure the starving kids in madagascar and his overworked (former) employees are really happy now

Content warning:bezos

i'm sure the starving kids in madagascar and his overworked (former) employees are really happy now